Blankoat, not your average blanket or coat.

Being fashionable males, we here at the Rochambeau offices thought that the Snuggies we've been seeing so much about were a bit tacky. Enter the Blankoat. You can see that this hybrid is "A very very large length of knitted natural Icelandic Wool knotted and looped of embossed testudine shields corrupted by placement of two colossal Sleeves and edged around with a shell stitch." Need it, want it. Go HERE to get your very own.